Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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smiller0789 3
*wonders how old OP is*
SirAwesome 0
Why the "including the guy I like" part? I mean, how is it bad that he knows you're a woman?
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Irish_mess 0
Who cares if the guy you like knows you have your period, I dont know the guys age but Im guessing he knows about the female body...
cthulhu1138 1
Hubris, meet nemesis.
Sipos 0
Wow, what a tool.
sireen 0
he's right, you are immature. sorry :[ having a period doesn't make you a woman. definitely not. YDI
Quiopa 0
Really? She might be able to have kid but does that really make her a women? In that case the requirements are a little low ... So when I begane jacking off when I was a 13 I was a man? Dont think so, got to get the mental development in there too I think ...
RJB 0
1st: Your dads a asshole and honestl if he keeps doing that that's Domestic Violence 2nd. Don't blame yourself, you get periods so what? Kids in my school were yelling at each other IM NOT PMSING!! I DIDNT hAVE MY PERIOD!!
atomick 0
You're an idiot.
thuryn 2
You have to be kidding me. Sending text messages isn't any kind of violence. You're a retard.
mr_mellow 0
ok, honestly, YDI for talking back. if its that important to you, just ignore him. and i would have done what he did if my immature daughter started saying that having a period makes her a woman. @#35 your one of those idiots that didn't pay attention in school, aren't you? because what you said means that whenever you sent a text in your home, you were being violent :O
xevioso 0
''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' ? witty response not so witty. please get over yourself and admit that you aren't mature yet.
supergirl505 0
I'm 16 years old and I don't consider myself a "women" just yet, it sounds like your trying to grow up alitle to fast. I'm still young but believe me you should enjoy being young while you still can. Don't grow up to fast
atomick 0
I know girls who started menstruating when they were nine. I wouldn't consider them women.
supergirl505 0
Oh and as for the text message, I don't really see how that would be embarrassing, well at least to me it wouldn't