Cursed FML

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 11:01

Today, my parents think the only reason I'm gay is because I have a curse that makes me attracted to women, and I'm actually straight. At this point, even my older sisters believe it, which is crazy. FML
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Chazzster 26

OP is your family superstitious, religious, or just delusional?

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Yudith 24

Even without the whole "women are more difficult to be in a relationship with" thing, having to wade through oceans of women to find the one of two compatible lesbians in the mix does suck.

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Chazzster 26

OP is your family superstitious, religious, or just delusional?

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RichardPencil 30

So what IS the real reason why you are gay?

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tounces7 27

I mean, your personal situation is terrible, but then again, honestly, if the preferences and words of my bisexual friends is any indication, being attracted to females exclusively would be a bit of a curse, apparently they're more difficult to be in a relationship with than men on average.

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Yudith 24

Even without the whole "women are more difficult to be in a relationship with" thing, having to wade through oceans of women to find the one of two compatible lesbians in the mix does suck.

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IHaveThePower 16

I've actually found women are way easier to be in relationships with. I've also found that if someone believes in curses, it's really easy to go to a Spirit store around Halloween time, get a cloak and wizard staff, and start threatening them with the power of the curse unless they accept you for who you are...

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tounces7 27

I wouldn't know personally - but on the upside, they also say women are better for sex.

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bobsanction 18

I say run with it. Start threatening them with The Gay as well if they don't knock it out.

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