About Capitaine adblock
Jeune boulet de 20 ans qui ne comprend rien à la vie, ni aux gens. Tantôt sage, tantôt fou, tantôt bienveillant, tantôt méprisable (mais surtout gaffeur). J'aime les chats, le dessin, les fruits, la musique classique, les martinets noirs, Mamytwink, la pizza, les balades à Paris, Superflame, Noël, la nature et Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Voilà à quoi se résume ma vie de merde. Je suis à la culture ce que les croquettes Royal Canin sont à la gastronomie. Mon super-pouvoir ? Je peux supprimer toute forme de publicité simplement en insultant les annonceurs pour les conduire à la faillite, alors si tu travailles dans une régie publicitaire, un conseil, viens pas trop me faire chier. Mes photos de profil sont des peintures de Susan Herbert, artiste londonienne qui détourne des classiques de l'art (peinture, théâtre et cinéma) en remplaçant les personnages humains par des chats. 😺
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    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    At night, all wolves are grey.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
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    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    34%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    68%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    9%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    18%
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    You're following 50 people
    36%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Capitaine adblock's favorite FMLs
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By quartenbol / Monday 14 July 2014 23:59 / France - Lyon