Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
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Today, my creepy co-worker informed me that he was going to stick his "peeny-weeny" in my "teeny-vageeny". FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
Today, during sex, my (now ex) boyfriend called out the name of the new female coworker that he told me just last night "not to worry about." He's known her for a week. We were together for 8 and a half years. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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BigMatt803 18
Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep
Sillydeadperson 17
Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!
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Comments (80)
gh0sthunter 6
This is where you say: oh what a coincidence I almost referred to my bowel movement last night as you.
0h_Boy 26
"That's so funny! Yesterday, I was filling out a sexual harassment form, and I almost wrote YOUR name! What are the odds?"
septemberpeaches 8
Hmm I thought blow-up dolls already came named....
woiz 11
what's in the name ? the guy is having fantasy about u ...
Ashamed_Sister 60
One positive vote just to make you happy.
pattayarick 8
Tell your supervisor. Then tell husband/boyfriend. If you were my wife, I'd beat the living shit out if him.
Carlitosfmc 18
That's the worst declaration I have ever heard
sikunt89_fml 16
Ha.. that would actually make me laugh if someone said that to me. Depends what tone he said it in, maybe he was aiming for romantic not creepy
1crabbygirl 10
...and we just found the girl that would sleep with that guy.
jem970 19
When did it become considered romantic if someone said your name in bed while he was ******* someone else? Nope. You don't walk up and say that to someone, it's CREEPY.
The_Thinker 18
"Oh, really? That's funny. I saw a huge pile of shit across the road yesterday and I almost called YOUR name! Coincidence, eh?"
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
And the creepiness level has risen