Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were together for 10 months when he told me I’m the only person he’s ever been with who’s made him feel safe and able to be vulnerable and open up for the first time… and made him realise he has trauma to work through. He then dumped me on the spot so he could work through it. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Top comments
taternuts 0
Don't worry, if he wants to be together forever he's probably not planning on killing you any time soon
j4gerb0mblitz 6
I cant wait to see his reaction when you guys break up.
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Comments (278)
Epikouros 32
Well, if he failed to kill his mother, he's obviously not good at murdering. No reason to be afraid.
TipsyHobo 7
FTW Epikourus!
darkmis1 18
That made me lol.
jazzybaby179 22
I suggest you run the **** out of there as soon as possible.
cloudiarose 5
You know... there's always that chance that he'll come after you like her did his mother... BE CAREFUL!!!
changesinme 0
Hope this ain't your last FML!
bwenduh45 7
Oprah?!?!
cc_the_beast 6
Dr. Phil
Feklfekl2222 32
Jezza Kyle
RedPillSucks 33
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
You have an appointment with Maury, #90...
skylaryoungblood 2
OP, seriously, in the past three years, have you never picked up any sign of psychosis? have you met his mom?
Jirekianu2 19
This. A thousand times.
Grimmerie 31
Psychosis doesn't mean what you think it means. I suffer from psychosis and I've never harmed anyone or anything. I just see and hear shit that isn't there.
TheKid1991 0
Run
signuplogin 1
He hasn't killed u yet and obviously he loves u enough to tell u but to be sure always have your cell phone to call 911 and carry around pepper spray
SmittyJA24 26
Seriously, OP, you've been ******* this guy for 3 years now ... Nothing has changed but what you know now that you didn't know yesterday.
signuplogin 1
Well now she Knows so she could be a lil bit careful
DarkSerendipity 16
Because that's a great way to live life right? Always having to watch your back
ikickgingers 15
"I love you enough to bury your body" Always a classic :)
Randy84 10
Divorce/break up is not an option, murder is.
akayc32 0
I agree.. Also... He hasn't tried to hurt her yet and they've been together 3 years...