Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were together for 10 months when he told me I’m the only person he’s ever been with who’s made him feel safe and able to be vulnerable and open up for the first time… and made him realise he has trauma to work through. He then dumped me on the spot so he could work through it. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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taternuts 0
Don't worry, if he wants to be together forever he's probably not planning on killing you any time soon
j4gerb0mblitz 6
I cant wait to see his reaction when you guys break up.
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Comments (278)
yoimtrollin 24
Wow....
MagicallyFat 12
I don't think she should. If she wasn't scared of him before this why should she feel any different now. He's clearly better and they've been together a long time. And you never know maybe his mom abused him.
alissa222 15
Was there a reason that he tried to kill his mother? Or is he just crazy? If the former, there should be no worries for you (even though that's still pretty creepy). If the latter... Well, sleep with your eyes open tonight.
dustyb72 2
Crazy is the wrong...we prefer mentally hilarious!
kayar1995 4
I don't think there's any reason to be scared.. If trusts you enough to tell you that I don't think he's going to kill you.
Decapitation 3
Likes long walks on sandy beaches, cats, rock music, murder, and loves riding bikes on sunny days.
brightstarwoman 3
Hahaha!
kkmwong 11
Get out quick.
Freeze_fml 17
He hasn't done anything unusual the past 3 years apparently. Don't be so dramatic.
perdix 31
Don't be scared -- he's an incompetent killer. With the low cost and easy availability of high-quality firearms, if you can't carry out a simple murder, you are just an ineffectual buffoon who lacks the balls and brains to be dangerous.
abceasyas123abc 12
I don't think firearms are that easy to come by in China.
perdix 31
Good point, pencil. I just assumed this FML came from Texas. I guess I made an ASS of ME. I don't see how I made an ASS of U, it wasn't Ur fault.
bubba9000 3
Not sure why it says china, I'm in Aussie... Guns are heavily licensed here
hippityhopp 2
He has just read this and is about to kill you...
minissa27 0
Holy ****!!!! GTFO and get a gun O_O!!!!!