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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were together for 10 months when he told me I’m the only person he’s ever been with who’s made him feel safe and able to be vulnerable and open up for the first time… and made him realise he has trauma to work through. He then dumped me on the spot so he could work through it. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Top comments
taternuts 0
Don't worry, if he wants to be together forever he's probably not planning on killing you any time soon
j4gerb0mblitz 6
I cant wait to see his reaction when you guys break up.
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Comments (278)
meelo88 13
he sounds loyal. I'd say he's a keeper. If you marry him its death till you part right?
toelie 26
No, not quite.
khatyangelz 0
its death IF you part?
seriousman26 0
People change in places like that. I know so men who went in to jail for assault and almost murder and came out completely different men. Institutes are horrible places and he won't be lookin to go back in. Your safe.
mic203 2
basicaly U R ******!
raphanne_fml 33
No, but your spelling is.
False_Stupidity 42
In 3 years, there's a good chance she has been.. Several times :P
Mitch_Connor 11
Today's episode of Maury: "I'm dating a psychiatric ward patient!"
loserman67 36
"Baby, I love you. We'll be together forever." "Oh Darling, that's wonderful." "And by forever I mean in this life and the next life as well." "Ummmm, would,....would you repeat that?" "Forever, as in eternity, F-O-R-E-V-E-R. We'll never be apart." "Oh, umm, I, ahhhh, gee, is it suddenly warm in here? I have to go to the bathroom.." "I'll go with you my Love and wait right outside the door." "I might be a little bit, my stomach suddenly hurts." "Take your time Dear, I'll just talk to the voices in my head, they're my friends." RUN LIKE HELL LADY, CHANGE YOUR NAME, GET SURGERY, GET AWAY!
J3R3MYY 14
Trolololol
chloeeXD 0
Lmao
Cheylea 10
Woah... I'd be freaked out.
leprechaun23 15
He was honest and u haven't noticed it before so op shouldn't worry too much
nerdsgetmehot 23
Run.
wazdog 4
Boyfriend's implied message: if you leave me, I will kill you.
tweetypie 18
Maybe he's waiting until you guys are together for 4 years before he does anything. Seems like 4 is his lucky number.