Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
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DocBastard 38

I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex. I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?

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eternalsunlight 5

So try a new position. Cowgirl should do the trick.

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Sai_Run614 7

Damn, you are lucky he gave you a chance to try something different. I would have peaced.

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zyprexa_fml 10

YDI for not doing anything to arouse him in bed, and just making him do everything for you.

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alexlovescandy 3

Try something new like doggy style or some crazy shit like that!!

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ObeyStudKing 4

Get on top and start riding his dick. That will shut him up. Either that or watch some **** the next time you ****, so you can reenact those positions ;-) .

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heartlesstool 7

As a boy, I'll preferably skip it all if things are not pleasing us both. Your (eventual) impish behaviour is highly inciting.

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Jinxx7 0

Why would u just be lying there in the first place?

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emmyjayyay 7

Seriously darling, not having a go, but you do need to at least be a bit responsive! The occasional moan, meeting his eyes. However it's also uber selfish to just stick with missionary, yeah occasionally if you're knackered it's ok to be a bit of a lazy lover, but have fun! Find some good articles with diagrams if you're not sure. Cowgirl is good, reverse cowgirl is awesome for hitting just the right places.

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