Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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lambda_fml 40
Time to un-friend him.
jnunez0517 18
Give him a quick block
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Comments (23)
soulreaper12296 28
Time to unfriend and avoid as much contact as you can.
Zebediabolical 45
...Well? Can I be? :D
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Seriously, wassup with him?
mariri9206 32
Unfriend him. Unfriend him now.
dlToTlb 10
stalker much
wolf12king 12
Let him know he's done wrong when he's known it all along He'll go around a time or two Just to waste his time with you
videogames4life 10
Damn. He just met you and wants to be your "dirty little secret" especially while knowing that you have a bf? that's pretty messed up
brezzyanna 17
Something similar happened to me, except I'm in high school not college. And he stalked me on Instagram and Snapchat as well as Facebook. What worked for me was blocking him on everything and making sure all my friends knew what happened so that they could help me avoid him. You don't have to be nice to him, but I suggest not being mean to him because he's obviously got some issues and you don't know how he'll react if you piss him off.
I_am_Ami 5
That's what the block function is for. The creep obviously has no self respect or respect for you.. he would not be a good friend. Kick the turd into the gutter where he belongs.
fantasyworld 39
Block him.