Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
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SOCALME 3
You took the term "raise the roof" too literally...
jakerb0b 0
i hate spiders
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Comments (77)
FYLDeep 26
Holy shit! What's wrong with your house?
AthinaMarie 0
Thats when I would have done a back flip off my bed.. So my FML would have went more like "Today, I was on the top bunk of my bed and stretched and hit the ceiling and to my suprise a whole bunch of spiders fell on me.. Now I am in the ER with a concussion from the nice cartwheel I did off the bed to avoid them. Yeaaa.. good times. FML" Just saying o_O Spiders scare the hell out of me.
melchizedek 0
omg little spiders are soooooooooo cute but not when they're falling on you!!! hope you weren't yawning :(
twi4eva789 0
umm... that wouldn't work... if they could hit the ceiling sitting down they would not be able to go high enough to do a cartwheel but maybe a summersalt...
Person1233 13
There are so many FMLs involving spiders. It's getting ridiculous.
020266t 5
well last I checked you didnt have holes for spiders to get in the ceiling
turkeysRus 0
owned biatchhh
Shorty_Shaza 5
Baby Spiders: "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!"
ItsAshleeBxtch3 0
haha
dannytheshmoop 0
Lmaoo !(:
griffin4 0
hot
Christinelove51 0
thats so bad luck man
hideyoself 4
the spiders were like: "Ow no he didn't".
iheartglasses 0
Are you 8 years old? You deserve this for having a bunk bed. I bet those spiders got all over your footie pajamas too...
lindsaysue 4
But they make so much extra room for activities!
DanielleTheOne 3
When i read that, i laughed so hard i fell off my bunk bed! lol jokes im 'iheartglasses'