Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimate moment. However, he told me we could still keep at it while the oven preheated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Top comments
Ringmaster1 0
And who says all men think about is sex.
Kitola 2
Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
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Comments (239)
jcooh0lla 0
i am soo appreciative of my boyfriend. the only reason i posted this is because i thought it was hellla funny and i knew it'd get on the website. as for the cookies-- they were delicious!
jcooh0lla 0
it is very real, i'm not creative enough to sit here and make something like this up. they were spectacular cookies :)
Shyman4ever 0
Wow, giving up sex for cookies. Now that's something I would do. Not an fml cause you get sex and you also get cookies.
grungecat 0
YDI.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0
Why's he making the cookies? That's your job.
russianredgirl 0
you are demented
enuff_crying 0
damn right nomnomnomnomnom!!!! women are only good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas . . . and their sister's vaginas
deprivedwriter 0
LMAO that's right! mmmmhmmm OP - He probably got bored :-/
MsSippi 0
he didn't give up sex for cookies he wanted BOTH. awesome. i'd totally do that.
Tamuz 0
a real man will choose cookies first
aceofspades6528 0
Aww, he made you cookies? How cute! I want a boyfriend like that :)
aceofspades6528 0
#107, ur a total ass