Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimate moment. However, he told me we could still keep at it while the oven preheated. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Ringmaster1 0
And who says all men think about is sex.
Kitola 2
Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
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Comments (239)
deliapearl 0
damn sexy.
diamondgirlmd 0
lmfao, i was with my boyfriend one time and i was on top and i look down and he's faking like he was having a seizure, then expected me to keep going
am94_fml 0
you must be ugly or he's gay
SarahsWickedGame 0
lol
xxstealthxx 0
wow sounds to fake to be true. nobody would ditch out on sex for cookies. unless your ******* drunk out of your mind
itscatherineyo 0
you derserve it, for being to boring in bed.
alpacino_fml 0
rub some chocolate in your ****** and hel eat you out. YDI for thinking that your more importent then cookies
jcooh0lla 0
ha i am NOT boring in bed.....he was high and got the munchies. and the cookies were delicious!
allyrose 0
what the ****? lmao
jcooh0lla 0
i am soo appreciative of my boyfriend. i only wrote this because i thought it was hella funny and i knew it'd get on the website. and the cookies-- they were delicious!
SquirrelB0y 0
What is sex without cookies?