Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimate moment. However, he told me we could still keep at it while the oven preheated. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
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Top comments
Ringmaster1 0
And who says all men think about is sex.
Kitola 2
Naked cookie baking? WIN!!
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Comments (239)
Arancaytar 0
Reminds me of the QC strip. Marten: "I know what could cheer you up." Dora: "Oral sex?" Marten: "I was actually thinking about cookies." Dora: "Oral sex and THEN cookies?"
plexico 4
You're lucky he didn't get the sudden urge to start cooking tuna!
starbursting 0
I don't care if this is fake, this is pretty much the funniest FML ever.
chitoryu12 0
Oh, come on! How many guys have sex with you AND make you cookies?
GatorBites 0
Now we know where you stash your dope
xrinny 0
You get sex AND cookies? -.- Why doesn't my gf make me cookies?! hahaha.. I guess my junk is good enough for her. ;)
lovestinks456 0
so? My gf never makes me cookies and have sex with me!
emilyelle 0
Sounds like my kind of man.
Mooshki 0
Fresh-out-of-the-oven cookies and sex? Marry him.
Gunmanj 0
At least e didn't say, " Bitch go make me some cookies"
tmforeignguy 0
Well stated.