Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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oooh_dear 0
how do you not look in the mirror before you leave?
xiloveyoux3 0
how did you not feel that and don't you look in the mirror?
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Comments (114)
makjon86 0
#51, I don't know where you got "guys think they know everything about girls; newsflash you dont!" I guess you think you know what i'm thinking; newsflash you don't.
aynonymous 0
uh yeah how did you not see that?
red_wings 0
a gap in your shirt is the same as your fly being open you dont always feel it thats how you don't see that!
tennisgirly 0
#17, hahahahahaha
whoopwhoop_fml 0
it took you a whole day to figure out that your **** were falling out of your shirt? wow...fail
kandy_fml 0
Once again, why is this an FML? So what? Some people saw your boobs. You should be flattered that you can make an ugly shirt look good. Also, if it took you an entire day to realize that the shirt gapes. Then you deserved it anyway
Mok_fml 0
Just take the damn compliment and move on
ohwowthatsucks25 0
why didnt you feel a draft? or look down during the day?
N0Luck 0
You should email me a picture ;-)
rinnychan 2
Why would she even need to look in the mirror? Can't she look DOWN?