Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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oooh_dear 0
how do you not look in the mirror before you leave?
xiloveyoux3 0
how did you not feel that and don't you look in the mirror?
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Comments (114)
jessica_rabbit_fml 0
If you had actual decent-sized boobs you'd feel that they were exposed or out there. Dipmonkey.
Calaura9 0
How did this get picked? Poor you, you have nice boobs and someone saw the top of them considering you were wearing a bra. Your life sucks soooooo bad.
tehninja 0
Ah, the downsides of having big boobs and a shirt with thin buttons. I understand your pain.
red_wings 0
oh ya this is a huge problem however will you show your face again!?!
makjon86 0
how do you not feel it? I'd notice if I walked around with my dick hanging out. So YDI. Also, interesting how sexual harrassment is a one way street.
blargity 0
this person probably was thinking about something completely before they had a chance to take it off before leaving and #48 she obviously didnt leave them hanging out but it was cleavage at least
Thoureau 0
If you got it, flaunt it =D
ohhhhshizzz 0
okay, stfu. all of you. saying you should feel it, you should feel it. You dont know, maybe there wasnt that much wind. If you are actually WORKING at your job then you wouldnt notice, youre trying to do well. and theres probably guy posters, not all girls look in the mirrors 24/7 and most of the time in the morning you look in the mirror a glance before leaving, and every bathroom break. i can guess she didnt take too many, or it wasnt that much later. gosh, guys think they know everything about girls; newsflash you dont!
LadyKaya 0
Wow, #51, chill out. Even if they are guys commenting on a girl's FML, they're just commenting on a FREE and PUBLIC forum...ease up.
xfreak804 0
hey can u come visit me with that shirt on