Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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oooh_dear 0
how do you not look in the mirror before you leave?
xiloveyoux3 0
how did you not feel that and don't you look in the mirror?
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Sure_Thing 0
You must have the loneliest, most sex deprived co-workers of all time to have every one of them change their minds about a hideous shirt due to a slight bit of side-boob...
trynightday 0
Today, turns out, everyone I work with likes my boobs, but have the common decency not to heckle me or grab them. FML. Seriously? Be grateful!
patray_angel 0
Maybe she didn't pay that close attention to her shirt when she left. When I get ready in the mornings, yes, I look in the mirror, but I am focusing on my makeup and my hair.
roll_fukng_tide 0
Theyre just giving you a compliment. Take it as one. At least they didnt say it looked like shit then you notice your hangn out, ya know?
soseductive 0
what's a little **** between co-workers? get over it. happens to me all the time. oh wait, i do it on purpose. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER.
generalsmith2 0
she probably works at the post office.
aego56 0
#20 They are not nice, decent guys. If they were decent guys they would have pointed it out to her instead of ogling her - which still counts as 100% sexual harassment.
Endymion_fml 0
Does exposing your breasts at work count as sexual harassment too? Please, women, GET OVER YOURSELVES.
generalsmith2 0
"Today i went to work and this fat ugly woman i work with was wearing an ugly corporate shirt that made her look even uglier, whats worse was she was hanging out of her shirt and i had to lie and say she looked good. Now i have to see that every day. FML"
1733817338 0
ouch thats a burn. horrible. whyd he have to lie rather than just inform her??
midnightsun0209 0
wouldn't u feel a breeze?