Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture when I noticed everyone smiling at me. I thought my jokes were finally landing until a coworker pointed out that the price tag from my brand-new shirt was hanging out of the back of my collar the entire time. FML
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oooh_dear 0
how do you not look in the mirror before you leave?
xiloveyoux3 0
how did you not feel that and don't you look in the mirror?
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qqqppp 0
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
zbots 0
You should wear a bra. Only hippie chicks (not a good thing) don't.
Alice_Cullen7 0
How can u not notice... DONT U WEAR A BRA? lol
Clearsky18 2
Sue corporate for sexual harassment. Better come up with a witty excuse as to how you didn't notice the openings, though!
carmel 0
Okay so: 1. You don't wear a bra to your work that is surrounded with men? 2. You don't look in a mirror before you leave the house or even look down at your shirt? WTF
carmel 0
Adding onto my last comment: 3. You can't feel your boobs hanging out of your shirt? It's either completely fake or you're a complete idiot
carmel 0
What does #51 mean by "Guy Posters"?
l33tm0nk3y 0
I find it really amusing that so many of the posts on this site are girls upset over instances when a person insulted their appearance, but then you occasionally get one of these where the OP is upset because of receiving, shall we say, excessive positive attention. One man's trash, I guess...or woman's, in this case...
Failercoptor 0
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tipple 0
Awesome - although I'm left wondering: did they see your breasts, or did they see your breasts covered by a bra? As far as I can tell, the men there were paying you a nice compliment. On top of which, if you didn't notice until later that your shirt was gaping, perhaps they didn't either. It might only have started gaping later in the day. And to the people flaming the workmates for not commenting - you have to understand this from a guy's point of view - many of us feel we are more likely to be accused of perving or harassment if we say: "Pardon me but your shirt is gaping." Most guys would probably prefer to say nothing rather than risk being jumped on by the harassment nazis. Ok - I feel better now I've said that. So thanks for lightening up a boring office with a nice view of you boobs - there should be more of it! :o)