Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
browntiga 0
that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All this **** talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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Comments (342)
oGarlande 0
maybe you should hide your **** better. take a note from family guy and hide it in a vault under your house with armed guards and biometric security features. def worth it
eddieyes 0
OMG I don't think I ever read any **** magazine what a life !
nerdytacos 3
lol I love that episode(:
gangstamittenz 5
family guy sucks now
LILCJ0725 1
u dont try to hide them??!?!??
meowcat_1 0
Should have hid them better.
spatz447 3
lol
RainbowHeadache 2
Bahahaha that's what you get for wasting your money when Internet has a utopia of pron for free.
quadder 0
free pron eh? what is free pron about?
RainbowHeadache 2
look it up.
soiheardyoufaile 4
it's the hidden sequel Tron didn't mention which is rated 18+ including scenes of a sexual nature ;)
urdirtyolduncle 15
31-- You're probably gonna end up like Quagmire after he found out about Internet **** from Peter and them.
MelissaMau5 3
Well said, 205. xD
Zombieslayer1 0
He probably uses magazines because he lives with his mother and she monitors what he does on the net. It's sad though that a guy his age still lives with his momXD
SteelCladAngel 0
18? some 18 year olds are still in highschool or the kid isn't 18 and has a fake Id he uses to buy smut mags
SteelCladAngel 0
18? some 18 year olds are still in highschool or the kid isn't 18 and has a fake Id he uses to buy smut mags
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
lol u can delete things from your history
SteelCladAngel 0
18? some 18 year olds are still in highschool or the kid isn't 18 and has a fake Id he uses to buy smut mags
Zombieslayer1 0
SteelCladAngel, I was referring to the fact that this fellow is in his late twenties or there abouts.
HU4L188 0
there's still ways.... trust me
psychokitty1622 0
Because of money, some people may not have a choice.
bigguy71 0
lmfaoo your right... your life does suck
s3xymoma 1
good one
thewifey310 7
www.pornhub.com
ryankon518 3
Blame the Feds at the freakin' FCC...