Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
browntiga 0
that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All this **** talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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Comments (342)
InvisibleReign 0
Oh noes, the rating just went to PG-13. Sad times ):
largefoofighter 0
No don't buy more! Either use the Internet or give your hand a break
madeingeorgia 0
move out of mommy's house!
JenL_fml 7
This made me laugh. :)
derekahlers 4
damn that's sucks use the Internet it better :)
jess6blondie9 3
Oh no, not the ****! Go buy new ones, duh.
heyred 11
By whom?
Maurop 0
hahahaha get some
awesomeloser14 0
get some new ones and guard them
Sparx1_1 16
If you're old enough to own ****, don't you think you're old enough to move out of your parents house?
RainbowHeadache 2
My friend had old **** mags from our other friend's grandpa who died. She had a bunch of the pictures taped around her "workout" room. Never seen so many bushes & tan lines in my life.