Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
browntiga 0
that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All this **** talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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Comments (342)
amerikathebrutal 0
the big list of **** or motherless mofos
Tatertotz515 0
U sick bastard
mrjude 3
Apparently, The Internet has free ****. I read that on here. Anyway, I guess you should use it.
XxHITMAN11895xX 3
that sux. but why are you still using a magazine?
zombiebud 5
hahahaha damn bro thats ****** up
beaker38 5
that's no fun =(]
conor19 0
it seems we haves virgin
tayza249 20
Ever thought that OP doesn't have a laptop? maybe all they have is a computer and it's in a family room. they might not even be 18+. they could be 13 or 14 and gotten someone to buy the magazines for them
jess6blondie9 3
146 - I hate to burst your bubble, but OP has some sort of Internet connection, obviously since he's posting an FML. Nice try though.
19eightyeight 4
she never said op didn't have a connection. she meant op might not have a personal private computer specifically for meat beating and carrot waxing. don't be so harsh on her will ya. :)
jess6blondie9 3
Can't help it, I'm a harsh person.
19eightyeight 4
chill. :)
mustangdude44 0
noooooooooooooo
123whyme 0
Hahahahahaha your mom is epic. At least you can use your imagination... You sorry loser.
somerandomdude89 0
no need to be an asshole