Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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browntiga 0
that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All this **** talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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llZombiell 5
Yay the system works! Come on man upgrade to the biggest porno mag ever OoO the internet.
Jmalot 5
thats like me. i hid a magazine in between my bed cushions when no one knew. and the next day were found in the toilet
Mapholisto 7
**** is disgusting. Never have and never will watch it. My fiancé thinks the same way. Like we need that. Pfft. Plus, why does anyone really want to watch someone else getting it on? That's gross and awkward.
kristidgranger 3
nice one mom or wife!
Jorcar 8
YDI for looking at **** to begin with. Doesn't anyone think pornography is degrading to those bring viewed?
brookig 10
Dude, Glad to see there are some gentlemen left somewhere in this world.
Grimmerie 31
these women participate voluntarily. I know a **** actress and she LOVES her work. besides, why is it only degrading for the female actors and not the males? don't devalue a woman's choice because you don't believe it's right. that is what's truly degrading - taking away a woman's right to her own opinion of herself, her life, and her work.
ps3broski 0
...awe how charming...*pukes* It's not degrading when the girl chooses to be involved you dipshit. it's not like they don't know they're on camera.
Jorcar 8
I'm not saying it's just women that get degraded. Women who view pornogrpahic men degrades the men too. I never even alluded to JUST women being degraded either.
Jorcar 8
Well since I don't know whether you are a male or female, let's say you're a female. how would you feel if I came to your house and had sex with you, with you being unwilling? THAT is basically what people who view **** do in their heads. Honestly, they're just using **** models as mental sex slaves to ********** to. This just strikes me as completely wrong. Yes, the women (and men) who decide to do this line of work WANT to do it, but they either don't care about this seemingly old fashioned thing called purity or don't completely understand what people do in response to their modeling. I myself had what I call trouble with viewing **** a few years ago. It was great, not gonna lie, but it was a drug that dirtied my mind and caused me to not feel joy. **** is a drug where you need a new fix constantly and more of it too. It causes people to be slaves to their lust drive, eventually ruing them to want actual sex and cause a new host of problems. In conclusion, **** models, male or female, can start a life for someone that leads down a wrong path, and makes the viewers think of them in a.dirty fashion.
awesomeman360 0
HEY RETARD! THATS WHAT THE INTERNETS FOR!
88sforlife 0
redtuube ftw:)
ceddyz17 10
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iiFaZe_ACR 0
Oh snap you had **** and you didn't tell me o__O
Souperflip 2
Oh dear lord. With all these experts of **** sites trying to convert one another it makes me wonder why fml doesn't have a comment rating system for who's "single" or who's a "stud."
poolshark1017 0
another one for those with IPhone is xshare.com it's the best