Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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Top comments
browntiga 0
that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All this **** talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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Comments (342)
jholaway11 0
use internet **** its better
lalasha10 0
wow.
longlostgirl 4
who would sharpie out all your ****?
jacie00 4
Sucks.... hopefully you had a back up stash.
latypeofgirl 0
lmao
kingsamuelcdt 0
So much pornsites.... O_O
billyXcore 0
kink.com best yet ever.
Soonersfan1968_fml 0
Maybe you should have hid it better
vanns_fml 0
lol, YDI
MandaMazing 0
only insecure assholes that can't get hot girlfriend's look at ****. that's what you get for being an ugly dick.(:
MandaMazing 0
and all the people who gave this a negative vote are on the same boat as OP and won't admit it.(: haha FYL
somerandomdude89 0
I bet almost every guy you have laid still watches **** to this day.