Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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sam882 28
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Allusivness 21
Really all I can say is get over it. Not meaning it in a mean way but he's your EX for reason. He can date who he wants just as you can. Fyl at the same time tho since your being seeing him.
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Comments (69)
oiler 21
atleast its not your current boyfriend
ashley468 19
What a small world lol
klutz44 28
Finally, someone who seems to actually get the point of the FML.
takeittoem 8
FYL for caring about your ex.
annoyedperson 25
Friends don't date friend's exes
dianer7 12
I mean he is your ex, if you guys weren't all that serious then who cares?
ShaynaMarie322 15
Oh dear that's a bit of a dilemma OP. Hopefully you two weren't very serious and/or don't have strong feelings for each other anymore.
tbrill 15
I mean, I guess it's karma to your friend for dating your ex? FYL OP
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Haha I dont see the problem? My bestfriends datin my ex and im happy for em, shit im gonna be the best man at their wedding
NYGiants1925 22
Unless you're still in love with him I don't see the issue.
Specialbus 5
how do you guys in the comments section manage to literally be the definition of cancer