Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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sam882 28
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Allusivness 21
Really all I can say is get over it. Not meaning it in a mean way but he's your EX for reason. He can date who he wants just as you can. Fyl at the same time tho since your being seeing him.
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Comments (69)
gratunka 11
in what way is this an fml? he is no longer your problem. it's more like fyfl.
dntbeadouche 25
your friend just broke first rule of girl code. never date or sleep with a friends ex anything.
buymevickis92 26
I really couldn't date my friends ex. It just seems so weird. Sorry to read this OP.
Xandrick 22
FYL indeed. :-/ Though I do have to say something on the matter of the "guy code" / "girl code". I honestly don't believe in the whole "don't date your friend's ex" thing, as that might stop two people who are truly compatible with one another from being together. I mean, okay, give your friend some time first to get over his/her ex, but after that, it should be free game. If two people are broken up, then that's it. They each no longer have any say on the other's personal life. Though if she's complaining about the guy, seems he's not just bad for you but probably bad all around...
worldclassrager 41
Keeping it close to home...and it looks like it won't last
helveeta 11
Nothing more annoying than having you exes new girlfriends call you to vent. It's like you're still dealing with his bs!
shortcake18 15
I think if she was really your friend she would have talked to you before hand because the way you found out is just wrong sorry op
TITOSJ408 13
About about
Seabass_Chan 33
And now she knows WHY he is your ex.
writergirl1029 17
Aca-awkward. If it's a new relationship and she's already complaining, then I give it a short lifespan. Then you two can both joke about him.