Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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sam882 28
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Allusivness 21
Really all I can say is get over it. Not meaning it in a mean way but he's your EX for reason. He can date who he wants just as you can. Fyl at the same time tho since your being seeing him.
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Comments (69)
Tripartita 45
It's like they say: great minds date alike. They totally say that.
WittyMoron 22
Well pains in your side don't always go away.
lexred 30
Well the guy is ur ex and ur friend has already started complaining about him....so he'll be her ex too...that also quite soon.Basically....the guy is an asshole.
Nilorak 24
How do you know?
mds9986 24
Let her date who she wants. However, by the sounds of it, she won't be dating him much longer is she already complains.
doxer 13
Sounds like he's the equivalent to a homie hopper.
Beepee04 10
If she's dating your ex then she's not really your friend. I don't know what all these posts about how you should get over it or not care are about. Wtf? It's gross & messed up that your FRIEND is dating your ex. She's getting your sloppy seconds & just because he's your ex doesn't mean you're over him yet so that's just screwed up on her part if she knew he was your ex. Otherwise that's just an awkward way to find out.
sloth115 18
Something tells me you're not over your ex
Yuso_Yagari 9
That sounds like a genius joke xD
ShadowStarEXE 35
Look on the bright side: you can tell her what ticks him off so she can annoy him back.
boultzboi 20
is there no 'bro code' amongst women?
Badkarma4u 17
The ex could have dumped OP for whatever reason. We just don't know. just because someone posts in FML doesnt mean they are a good partner.