Intimacy: Clubbing

Clubbing

By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 13:30 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 19:00

Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML

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By Cannot Unknow - 21/01/2017 16:00

Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML

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By Disturbed - 30/12/2008 20:27 - United States

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 00:00 - Denmark

Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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By myparentsarehoes - 03/08/2009 16:33 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 00:02

Today, I found out that my prude wife, who has given up on anything remotely sexually exciting, has been researching swinger clubs. I found out when she “accidentally” texted me a Vice article on the subject. FML

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Too much information, thanks

By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 18:00

Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML

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TheOneTC 8

Monday 26 November 2012 18:57

You should only worry if they start having club "meetings" at the house.

megapeyt 17

Monday 26 November 2012 18:56

You did want them to get out more often, now they'll just get around more easily.

Comments

bluevayero 42

Monday 26 November 2012 20:40

i felt goosebumps all over my body...

joethebiden 8

Monday 26 November 2012 20:53

Ha, a swinger's club in Edinburgh! Oh man, that is priceless! Like, all the people ******* loudly with thick Scottish accents... seriously, wow. I wish someone would wiretap that place. I want to hear how it sounds. Rolling R's and shit.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 26 November 2012 22:15

Haha, you kill me, Biden.

sillyyanks 24

Monday 26 November 2012 22:29

Check your messages JoetheBiden!!

tj4234 35

Tuesday 27 November 2012 10:58

@48: I'm just going to assume that you have never been to Edinburgh...

gc327072 30

Monday 26 November 2012 21:08

Go ahead, call me a close-minded fucktard, etc, but I'm going to agree with 14.

Dunkel16 0

Monday 26 November 2012 21:18

You are a close-minded fucktard.

gc327072 30

Monday 26 November 2012 21:35

Should've seen that coming

honeybadgerr 9

Monday 26 November 2012 22:12

I lol'ed when 34 said "quoting Wikipedia"

muppetslover 11

Monday 26 November 2012 22:29

34- didn't your teachers ever tell you to not use Wikipedia as a source?

drller331 4

Monday 26 November 2012 23:01

That's what you get for being nosey, just be happy for them

LiterOfCola 16

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:33

Since 31 won't defend themselves, you have to atleast consider the fact that cheating in a relationship is different than cheating on a test. The Wikipedia definition for cheating doesn't apply to everything for everyone. If your teacher is a slacker and agrees to let you see the answers and you say "cool," and get A's all year, by your logic that's not cheating. And btw I'm neutral on the subject. But your aggressive comments tend to piss me off 34

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:44

The whole problem with cheating isn't the sex itself. It's going against your partner's wishes and breaking their trust. If both partner's agree that they're okay with it, how is it cheating anybody?