Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
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FunkyAndFresh 7
Maybe she will change mind aswell.. :)
Zaffro 8
This will get voted down no doubt however... There must be some reason why she has done this. If you didn't see it coming you must not have listened to her much or she's super spontaneous!
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Comments (121)
legresley85 1
If you treat her really well and she can't see your true value, she's probably not worth it anyways. If she pulls this crap with you, she will pull it with the next guy or he will cheat on her. Once you prove your word means nothing then it usually eventually blows up in your face.
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe I can help. What new car is she getting?
pickles2b2 4
Mid-life crisis perhaps?
Jenchixo 1
Oh hoho sorry for your lost brother! Damn I can't believe she did that 0:
BeccaLovely 4
Changing everything, is one of the many signs of suicide... Keep an eye on her
acidburnz1107 10
So she finally changed them crusty undetwaRe LOL jk
bitchslapped22 14
What kind of car did she get?
Creamysweeps 5
Does she not change her clothes regularly?
bri5083 9
Mid-life crisis?
YagerMiester95 8
Sounds like your wife is either a con man or is going through some time of menstral midlife crisis.