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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Saint Cloud, United States

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Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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DocBastard 40

If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.

FMLshark 12

Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.

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domking1315 20

Some things in life you just dont question

Welshite 40

*cringe* If it was at a doctor's office, FYL If it was a dare, YDI

klovely22 13

Who would do that as a dare?

hockeychicl003 6

haha yea some people are crazy/stupid when it comes to dares

Lauren324 18

14- Do you mean date, not dare? :s

CoolBroStory 7

My penis just inverted.

Ozuru 11

Oh my...oh my gosh. No man should ever have to experience that.

Gubbon 17

Actually should, everyone should test for STDs.

Khariau 8

Well now it'll be harder to aim when peeing i guess

twiztedone 19

99% of the time it's because your ******* dirty ***** without a rubber YDIYFS!! I doubt this was just for fun if your posting it on FML!

ShyAnn29 15

19, are you saying that only dirty ***** have STD's? I'm assuming that's what you're referring to

hopsinlove17 26

Are you on crack, sir?

DomAce 4

How did you fit it in there?o.O

SqueakyChipmunk 22

I don't even have a penis, and even mine cringed.

FMLshark 12

That awkward moment when your imaginary penis cringes.

Shadow_Phantom 26

That made me cringe and I'm not even a guy... oh gods... x_o

desireev 18

Wrap your whacker before you attack her! (Assuming that you were getting tested for STD's. Because you don't hear of that happening unless a man is getting tested!) REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR ANTIBIOTICS! ;)

pokefan813 16

Cover your **** before you fock! *crickets*

Dracoboxer357 36

24- Hey Desireev, haven't seen you in months. Welcome back. :)

desireev 18

Thanks Draco! It's been a minute, for sure! Got caught up in that shitty thing called "Life"! Haha! :)