Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Cloud, United States
Chlamydia central
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML
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DocBastard 40
If this was a swab testing for an STD, you deserve it because you should have used protection. If this was just for fun, you deserve it for being an idiot.
FMLshark 12
Like an incredible combination of orgasmic ecstasy and mind-blowing pleasure. That's why it's on FML, because it must have felt amazing and he wants everyone else to try it.
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krnpanda 2
Using those scientific terms. I love it
Dinger1992 3
Hope you enjoyed that one night stand
CustardAndPie 13
If you were having an STI screen, most places can also take a urine sample. :/ Sucks to be you.
ShyAnn29 15
It could be possibly for herpes, I know they do a swab test to check for that.
krnpanda 2
I wonder how you know that
ShyAnn29 15
Because a friend of mine had to have that done, that's how I know that.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I should stop reading FMLs like this. I don't think my manhood can take much cringing.
stormchaser24 24
So was this a medical test or did you just want too see how it feels?
loserboii 11
I hope it wasn't the cheap hard ones, those hurt.
stewy133 10
Odd choice of words. :p
dazean 9
I believe it's called the urethra.
KiddNYC1O 22
Mmm. Pomegranate, such a good fruit.
metal4life762 5
Gotta wrap it before ya tap it bro
olpally 33
Who else but Quagmire?? :D haha.. *shudders*