Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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Top comments
mnmolino 14
No shower? No sex.
tylersign 11
Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!
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Comments (101)
FMLsOhilarious 6
So it's all on you then. Geez, how many times do you shower in a day? PS. your boyfriend not showering is gross and you not noticing until he said something makes you gross too.
HetaliaFreak 10
Telling it like it is......
rattusrattus 18
How did you not notice the lingering miasma?!
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, I dunno. The same points I'd award for quickresponse, I'd subtract for blatant conflict of interest. ...you're the one sleeping with him. *Has* he been showering?
Okayitwasme 0
You never noticed that his junk and pits were a little ripe? First off go have the water company check if there is a leak, Save where you can of you can't save on water! Unplug all unnecessary cords and stuff that you are not using like lamps, hair dryer, flat irons, tv console games, toaster and phone chargers. They all draw power unless you unplug them.
Dcm210 19
ewwwwww
Baytheshark 14
That's pretty gross...
BayleeWasHere 1
LOL!! HE'S EPIC!!! HAHAHA!!!
sethm51 6
whos using the water then?
raphanne_fml 33
My fairy godmother.
hateevryone 14
ewwww make him shower. that is not sexy.