Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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mnmolino 14
No shower? No sex.
tylersign 11
Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!
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Comments (101)
BD_Swingin 0
Ydi for complaining
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
and imagine how much money it would be if he took a shower.
arlena95 0
Hahahaha XD ohhh that's nasty.... Ahahaha
onikage_666 0
How have you not noticed that if you've been living in the same house as him?
False_Stupidity 41
How can you not notice that your boyfriend smells worse than satan's ass gas? The ecosystem in his armpits and on his nut sack is clearly out of control and needs to be taken care of.
thatsuxslol 3
And you ddnt notice?
Funny14u 0
He has a point
joecartoon2 2
Serves ya right you bitch. You looked stupid for two reasons 1. It was your ass that was being a bitch for you using so much water. I hope you feel real embaressed. 2. I hope you go get checked cause your ****** may have some real issues from his nasty dirty dick in your ******
awesomelikethat 0
Ew and awkward
rjoker0413 15
EWWWW, and haha he's got you there.