Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
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Top comments
mnmolino 14
No shower? No sex.
tylersign 11
Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!
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Comments (101)
MyPetNinja 14
If you take enough showers to raise the water bill by yourself, then you shouldn't be complaining about it to your boyfriend.
bfsd42 20
Exactly. I wonder if op was complaining even though she uses most of the water. Wouldn't surprise me.
Livencountry 5
I don't shower either, I just lick myself clean like a cat.
mnmolino 14
Ew.
alyssamarie03 0
That's nasty...
Livencountry 5
Y'all know you like that mental image.
mnmolino 14
ew.
jrsylilballer6 7
Maybe you use the shower too much trying to reconstruct your ******?
pyromania21 0
haha thats awesome two FML jokes in 1
smirnoff1695 0
Hm. Sounds a tad bit..unsanitary.
JinxosGirl87 0
He doesn't shower, he pressure washes! :D
doumtabarnack 12
joe dirt...
mnmolino 14
He must be a dirty boy
bubo_fml 10
Simple solution...Share your showers...
lajaynay 15
Conserve water, shower together!! From experience though, showering with a significant other is quite fun. ;)
ShroomsOnAcid 16
Also from experience, one of those showers takes twice as long...
cheefer 0
If I showered with you we'd get dirty!
JackHart 7
So it's your fault