Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband’s disgusting misogynist brother saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to discipline my son, because “it’ll turn him into one of those pussy ass soyboy simps that listens to bitches.” My husband didn’t even back me when I told the douche to leave our house. FML
Today, despite the fact that I own my home, car and have a career, I was once again told that I’ve shamed my family by being a single mom. Meanwhile, my brother has four kids with three different women and constantly hits up every family member for money. He gets nothing but just support. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My brother's girlfriend gave me a few snide comments about the choice of music and my dress. Then she teased me about not having a boyfriend. By the way, I haven't had a relationship in five years because I'm still traumatized from past domestic abuse. FML
Today, my tall, handsome, perfect cousin told me to stop bitching about being single and "work on myself", as if that would magically attract hordes of women. I told him to fuck off and swung at him. He knocked me on my ass and had the balls to say he forgave me but that I needed to stop being bitter. FML
Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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organizse 28
Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?
gummehbewr 19
You're brother needs to learn what manners are..
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Comments (125)
so_this_is_me 24
Sexist pricks like that are the reason I hate guys in general....
sirrubberduckie 36
Change the first two words and flip the gender and see how you feel about that statement.
hunterchik 25
Funny how you claim to hate guys just cause of how guys like OP's brother acts. Do you consider yourself a feminist? Or just a bitch who believe one sex is better than the other from the actions of a select few.
RoseJam21 14
This comment itself is sexist. I bet if a guy said "women who refuse to let the father see their children is why I hate women in general", you'd be one of the first to bitch them out. Sexism goes both ways.
sirrubberduckie 36
Calling out someone like that every time they whine is worth getting punched in the face an infinite number of times.
hunterchik 25
Why let them punch you in general? Just call him out then walk away. Plain and simple.
the_real_dvd 21
I'm convinced that some "men" (using that term loosely) who try to convince people they're straight don't actually like women. They just like getting their nut. Girlfriend implies friend. You should like everything about them and actually enjoy being with them.
Witchylady 17
Punch him back.
Grisha_fml 18
you should get him a "forever alone" shirt... hopefully that will make for a better lesson
Grisha_fml 18
you should get him a "forever alone" shirt
Razell 13
Tell him he'll have better luck if he stops wearing warning labels.
Fall_Out_Boy 11
He's an insensitive douchebag. Sorry ya can't pick your family
JustTerrific 8
Feel sorry for you bro.
asakadelis 7
He might as well be named Chad of Frederick. Or Chadrick.