By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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To Pleonasm- Here are your Titles: Ride the Lightning, Death Magnetic, Seek and Destroy, For Whom the Bell Tolls, ...And Justice For All, One, Sad But True, Fight Fire With Fire, Trapped Under Ice, The Day that Never Comes, and last but not least, The call of Ktulu. Sad but true could have been written as Sad Butt Poo.
Well talk about a shit performance. Well people are breaking guitars and biting bats heads off on stage he takes a shit on stage.....hmmm I could see that becoming catching and becoming big.
Well, that's a shitty situation to get out of. (there, it's been said)
Guess that's karma! Don't do drugs, it will do nothing but bring shit into your life!
"A drug is a substance which may have medicinal, intoxicating, performance enhancing or other effects when taken or put into a human body or the body of another animal and is not considered a food or exclusively a food." I've always heard that alcohol is a drug. "Many natural substances, such as beers, wines, and psychoactive mushrooms, blur the line between food and recreational drugs, as when ingested they affect the functioning of both mind and body." Not to detract from your point, but you're correcting something that is technically right.
Why would he even do that? I'm always confused when drunk people do that kind of stuff. Now everyone's going to remember your band as being really 'shitty', and telling people about the shit dude, instead of remembering the music experience. I am curious though as to whether you stopped playing then and call it a night, or if you tried to awkwardly continue while someone grabbed a roll of paper towels and some cleaning supplies.