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Channelling GG Allin

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

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Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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Must be a shitty singer

LightsxOut 10

Well, that's a SHITTY situation... *gets shot*

I hope this wasn't the high school band.

TheyCallMeDamien 18

I hope you put him out the ban because that's beyond the pale.

I guess it's a safe call to say it was a crappy show. (; lol

What a Fa g.

Did he at least pull his pants down first?

Sounds like a shitty concert.

Also, you kind of deserve it for letting a member of you band get that shitfaced before the gig. Save it for afterwards.