dudeyouarefired
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Channelling GG Allin
Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9
Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!
perdix 31
"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.
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badbadkitty 5
I've only listened to a bands lead singer talk (it detail) about how he thought he had to fart but just ended ******** himself instead. That was enough for me....
gracehi 33
An unforgettable performance!
perdix 31
Are you guys a Journey tribute band?
FYLDeep 26
Why? Do you think they're about to go their separate ways?
perdix 31
#27, That, and the lead singer stopped believin'. Also, when he got to lovin', touchin' and squeezin', it reminded him to squeeze out a deuce.
Enslaved 38
Hey, Ozzy became famous for biting the head off a dove.
CheeseHater 23
I think it was a bat.
perdix 31
I thought it was a chicken.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Either way, he bit the head off of something with wings.
Enslaved 38
It was a dove. Later on (at his show) it became bats. If you see the pictures when he first did it, it's priceless seeing the horror expressions of the on lookers!
Pleonasm 36
29 - Must've been a dragon then. Hardcore, Ozzy, hardcore.
Erick_lawl 6
It was a bat onstage, dove in front of record producers.
badbadkitty 5
I'd say that's not so subtle and rather literal...
SApprentice 34
21- That's the joke, silly.
renjisgirl12 22
urgh, lovely!
AndrewRyan0518 1
GG Allin #2...(Google GG Allin, and you shall get the reference :P )
zombieslayer83 19
I bet your show was the shit!
iOceanus 18
Your profile pic is the shit! HOTD Is awesome.
zombieslayer83 19
wow, not alot of people know about HOTD.
iOceanus 18
Anime girls and zombies. What more could you want?
interesting33 37
OP - I LOVE your wording! And I LOVE your username!! Marry me!