dudeyouarefired
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Channelling GG Allin
Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9
Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!
perdix 31
"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.
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OfficeNinja 5
The show MUST go on! No time to run to the toilet!!
Senseless_487 29
That wasn't in any way a metaphor for the direction your music career is taking, was it?
lostcrazydiamond 10
All publicity is good publicity. Until, of course, the local news starts comparing the event to your rapidly declining music career.
padajuan 11
I kinda wanna know what band this is. So that I can avoid seeing them in future. Fingers crossed they're a high school band I never have to hear about.
mbpoland 5
Well it's your fault for letting him get on stage and perform drunk off his ass. You should be the one cleaning it up.
onorexveritas 24
your band sounds shitty
yesyesnonono 10
G.G. Allen...
iXTMAstro 6
What. The. ****.
cougar41 8
Time for a new lead singer??
olpally 33
He's probably the same dude that dumped his girlfriend three years ago and she is now rich. That guy is on a roll.