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Channelling GG Allin

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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I bet they got more than they paid for

"Shit happens."

How avant-garde.

If he kept singing the whole time, I'd be impressed.

Sounds like a shitty band.

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls his shitty Haynes underwear down helpless patrons drinking Heineken scream bug eyed as he looks out at them oh no, they say he's got to go drank to much Miller oh no, there went his casserole...

Blue Öyster Dump!

What a shitty performance.

Is that Jonny Craig?

Lmfao. Ozzy Osbourne ain't got shit on him.