dudeyouarefired
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Channelling GG Allin
Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9
Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!
perdix 31
"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.
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AngelSpit 18
how very G.G. Allin of him.
jampang6 5
That's metal.
Arch27 27
I've been in a couple of bands. Experienced some rather questionable behavior, but never anything that extreme. I'd say have the band take a week or two off and find yourself a new singer. Maybe even disband and reform under a new name. I don't think you'll ever get out from under the stigma of "singer ***** on stage." People just don't forget that kind of thing.
Arch27 27
Wait - does that mean that he's now a SCAT singer?
sbaybay123 2
Well he must have felt like a piece of shit.
brand2017 9
If your singer aint happy- nobody happy my friend.
01sparkly 15
Must have been a shitty situation
gemmadaws 3
N fulOld tiring so lame pa
arinmon 5
Hope you guys didn't feel too down in the DUMPS. :p that sucks
littlexlune 16
Are you in the band Dead or Alive? I think ******** onstage is the least of Pete Burns' problems.