Catfished

By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
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QueenPersephone 9

Go ahead, send him a nudie. A really steamy one, of you with another guy. His best friend or brother if at all possible.

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hiswifey359 0

how could he not recognize ur voice!! DUMP HIS ASS, pronto!!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

How? Because Runescape contact is usually done through typing. I thought everyone knew this.

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hiswifey359 0

well u THOUGHT wrong!!! assuming makes an ass out of people!!! considering the fact that ive never heard of "runescape"!!!

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MissAwesomeness 4

Then why were you assuming that they were voice-chatting on runescape?

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hiswifey359 0

because on xbox thats usually how its done!! and since ive never heard of a "runescape" i thought it was like xbox!! is it really that much of a big deal!?? yaa so waat i assumed it was like xbox, biiiig deal!! not my faultt she wanted to act like a crabby bitch

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loleepops 10

um, you do know that you just assumed, right?

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Bobissmall 13

If you don't know what it is, you ask or just keep quiet...

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hiswifey359 0

no shit dumb hoe!!! incase u didnt read correctly!! i clearely stated tht i assumed it was like xbox, stupid chink

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tona01 16

someone is very very very very very very very very very very very very very angry

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Crabby bitch? Damn. I was aiming for something along the lines of "mega-douche". I guess I failed. 147 hit the nail on the head. Hiswifey: Next time, google it.

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Foltzie 0

YOU ARE ******* RETARDED!!!!!!!! Runescape is a typing based game

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ShrukiantheMad 0

Idiotic, illiterate, ignorant, annoying, valley girl, please go die in a hole and stay away from the internet. Lest you burn in grammar nazi/meme hell. Kthxbai.

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thewifey310 7

for ur info, im faaar from being a "valley girl" u typical steriotypical douche bag!! and as far as i know!! ur the one sounding soooooo ignorant for assuming im a valley girl!! since when has it been wrong to not know about something such as runescape!! suree i made the mistake in assuming runescape had voice contact, ill admit to my faults, but that doesnt mean im ignorant,

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havocreator7 0

This "conversation" literally made me laugh. Fyi, thewifey, the phrase is actually "When we assume, we make an ass out of you and me." See? Because it's clever! Also, if you believe this statement, you've been making an ass of yourself with every comment.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Wifey - If you act like a valley girl, people are going to call you a valley girl.

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iiLuv 0

go to hell, **** you bitch i hate people like you.

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slappygecko 21

Someones having mood swings

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slsrox1298 0

u shud send him a pic of ur face with a drawn in text box saying "wer done"on the account

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Alicia24_fml 0

You should have still sent him the pics and then he would be all shocked. But I wouldn't make sure he doesn't have any naked pics of you before ya dump him.

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RyNo24 4

ydi for asking a question you already knew the answer too... besides you should have sent him pics and blew his mind!

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underpaid011 0

so what. he likes nude photos. there is a huge difference in asking online skanks for naked photos (or downloading ****) and railing someone else.

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haeckels_embryos 0

That's a really shallow thing to say. The difference isn't as profound as you think. Why do you think it hurts to be cheated on? It's not that your significant other ****** someone else so much as that your significant other wanted someone else. It's really a psychological, not physical, thing and anyone who's not a complete idiot would realize this. And anyway, asking for nude pictures on the internet is for desperate horny losers. I don't think anyone wants to be associated with that. I'd find it more pathetic than hurtful if I was dating someone like that; the only thing that would be hurt is my pride.

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c0block010 0

^^^^ hell yes. that is some real deep shit there

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invisiblenow 0

Your boyfriend has a horrible choice in games. Should have dumped him for playing runescape in 2011.

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mayhem372 8

hey runescapes keepin people away from WOW. gay game though

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DVecc 0

your on the internet what did you expect? I mean one of the so called rules is **** or gtfo if you were on as much as every teenager you would know the infamous rules (no I don't believe them but they portray the Internet very well if you ask me)

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