Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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i_imagine 0
What the. You have a retarded ex.
catatonicsleep 17
He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?
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Comments (132)
CPTobvious_fml 0
I'm pretty sure you were driving by twice a day to go home.... plus 10 times a day hanging out the window with binos, honking your horn while texting and leaving tear filled messages on his voicemail. It probably didn't help when you broke into his house and kidnapped his cat...... ha .... psycho!!
intensify 0
Lol yeah your life sucks only because you dated that psycho. And now you have to live 2 doors down from him
AntiChrist7 0
do you always choose retarded psycho's as boyfriend? YDI
sheni_009 0
Don't you have to go to court if someone takes out a restraining order against you? The only way this is real is if the OP was informed today that their ex was taking out a restraining order on them for driving past his house. If this is true, yes, FYL.
Tucatz 0
Tell him to man the **** up.
erhyme3 0
I agree with #36. It doesn't seem to me that the restraining order process is done, just that she was told today that her ex was filing one.
jiaco 0
i have the same situation - i drive by the house of the girl who broke my heart everyday
Specialk23 0
What the hell? He's an idiot and a wuss and you're better off without him. My other comment/question is this: Who the hell is the judge that signed that RO? Seriously, get him off the bench.
laugh_boy 0
that's suck lol. it going will be excused for ro, im sure. thanks for remind me to NOT date any girls who lived in nearby my home.
gavinbrash 0
You actually think some of these FML's are real? Some (OK... most) are so blatantly made up it's unreal.