Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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i_imagine 0
What the. You have a retarded ex.
catatonicsleep 17
He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?
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Comments (132)
Forrest_ 0
What did you do to get a restraining order against you? Maybe you're the one with the issue
scateice 0
your boyfriends a dick
CourtneeMalakian 0
i doubt this is real. i can tell this is fake. #71 is right
Double_A_Ink 0
It's dumb if people say it's fake. It's funny and cheers people up. But anyway, your ex is acting like a little b*tch haha
PeptoAbysmal 0
What a drama wh*re. If he really felt creeped out by you living in the immediate vicinity, he'd move. My ex had once got a random troll comment on his Xanga, and sent an ostentatious email to me about how I needed to stop stalking him and that he just wanted to be left alone. It wasn't me, and I didn't show anyone his Xanga. However, he made a huge point of whining about how he had to make his Xanga private so I couldn't harass him. Yep, he contacted me just to complain about how I should do what I had been doing all along. While sorting out my bookmarks a month ago, I found out that he put his Xanga back on public. He probably missed the drama and attention.
blue16 0
why didin't you try telling them you lived two houses down?
Turner81 0
Either he's an idiot or he knew exactly what he was doing!!! Sorry to you that blows!!!
theclash06013 0
You mean he APPLIED to get one, any Judge who would grant it is a dumbass, if it is granted, appeal it, you can't lose.
dan81892 2
your ex is a ****** for not realizing this, and for getting a restraining order on a woman.
screamingxxfaith 0
i agree, reading these are supposed to give you a good laugh, even if this is fake, or if it isnt. yurr ex is stupid, and you will definately win the caseee.