Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
Today, after almost a year of dating and getting dumped out of the blue, I found out my ex-girlfriend wants to get a restraining order against me. I guess dropping a box of her things on her porch after she wouldn't answer her phone is considered stalking. FML
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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i_imagine 0
What the. You have a retarded ex.
catatonicsleep 17
He must have a high opinion of himself if he thinks you would drive past his house every day just to see him. If you can't drive past his house how are you going to get home?
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RoguePenguin 0
People who say every post is fake need to shut up. They probably don't even think it's actually fake. In fact, I bet they aren't even real people. Maybe this whole website doesn't even exist. OMGod
BleedingAssassin 0
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
offtheheezy 0
Thankfully, you're not with an idiot anymore now, and that's what counts
Fragnox 3
#45, for heaven't sake, CALM DOWN. I said "I don't think I've ever seen an FML removed". I haven't seen an FML removed. It is a fact that -I- have not seen one removed. I didn't say anything untruthful. The fact that I have not paid uber close attention to every FML is the reason I said it to express only my experience, and you flipped out anyways. This is the internet, it's not serious business...and stop using "stfu" and exclamation points so liberally. My point stands. A LOT of FMLs which people bitch and moan about are still up. The fact that most of them aren't removed proves that bitching is unlikely to do any good, so unless something is clearly false (something like "Today, I was driving to work, when all of a sudden a moose fell from the sky and hit my car. FML") or something which is simply not an FML (something like "Today, I was listening to a CD and decided to listen to another one. FML"), don't bitch endlessly about it. People are pretty stupid and shit happens. Don't assume that just because MOST judges aren't stupid there can't be one who is.
Avenging_Angel 0
Either he's paranoid or you're a creeper...
louisianagrrrrl 0
pretty sure this is fake, my stepmom is a lawyer & just got a restraining order against someone and it's a fairly complicated process. you can't just tell the judge you want a restraining order against someone and get it.
Shotta 3
What an imbecile
squeaksx24 0
I agree with #4 as well. A restraining order has to have both of your addresses on it. It states EXACTLY what addresses you would not be able to go near. Either this is a fake post .. or the cops in your area are the dumbest people on the face of the earth. I seriously doubt the latter is the case.
jarofarts 0
you can't get a restraining order without notifying the person it's against. even a temporary one. by law you have the give the person a chance to contest whatever the hell your issue is.
pommeblossom 0
That is rediculous!