Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks is freaky. At her grandad's funeral, she got so upset she had to leave the room, only to drag me into the priest's office for a quick blowjob. Apparently, death turns her on. I had oral sex at a funeral. I’m going to Hell for sure. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Today, for some reason my girlfriend wanted to have sex in the bathroom at a family funeral. I’m sure that’s a sin, I mean… we definitely did it, so sorry Nana, but now I feel all wrong about it and I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell one day. FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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mpsteve137 15
God is all about forgiveness
SWC_Penguin 17
What's really sad is that Grandma was only watching a shampoo commercial and confused it for ****.
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Comments (123)
summerjtaylor8 5
Aw she is precious lol
AndradaZaharia 3
Saraca de tine... Dear god... How is it even possible to think that? I mean seriously now. How is it possible? Dear god
Gvfell 9
FYL, but i feel bad for your Grandma, i hate to see an elderly person cry. Makes you so sad.
arifml09 1
I dont even know what to say
Devindelon 17
Classic case of guilt. Let her know everything's going to be fine.
modelos10 19
in that case im going straight to hell
KissMyAnthia200 12
Aaaw,poor Grandma!
NEkoiNU 18
Awww :_)
WhackTheJackal 22
Religion should be abolished.
mattiscg 22
dam she is dumb...wow
bluefairy_fml 24
No, she is not dumb, she has just been brainwashed by years of religious zealotry and sexual repression. It's fairly common among women that age, especially in Romania. My grandma, born in the 20s (otherwise a very smart, kind and common-sense person) was very intolerant towards women she deemed "promiscuous" (this included women who dressed provocatively, women who had sex out of wedlock and sometimes even rape victims/women forced to prostitute, because "they may have been forced at first, but now I think they like it"). And that's because her entire life she was conditioned to believe that sexual pleasure in women is an unfathomable sin.