The little known stages of grief

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 22:00

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Today, for some reason my girlfriend wanted to have sex in the bathroom at a family funeral. I’m sure that’s a sin, I mean… we definitely did it, so sorry Nana, but now I feel all wrong about it and I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell one day. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Or you'll just plain die at the end of your life and that will be that. Your girlfriend is ****** up, though. She's fun, but you might not think about a long-term commitment to her. It seems like she wanted to dominate you in front of your family, where getting caught would be much worse for you than her.

you should share how you feel with her. but that's also normal reaction for grieving.

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Learn from your mistakes and repent. If you are genuinely sorry and you feel bad, your sins will be forgiven if you repent to God. All sins are forgiven by the benevolent Lord except one...the eternal sin (blasphemy against the Holy Spirit). side note: Other than being a necrophile, how the **** do you accomplish any form of arousal at a funeral...?

tiptoppc 19

Gramma must’ve been hawt!

Or you'll just plain die at the end of your life and that will be that. Your girlfriend is ****** up, though. She's fun, but you might not think about a long-term commitment to her. It seems like she wanted to dominate you in front of your family, where getting caught would be much worse for you than her.

you should share how you feel with her. but that's also normal reaction for grieving.

wrenavery90 12

You're fine. There is no hell.

Whatever divinity is out there is probably not even REMOTELY phased by two consenting people of appropriate age going and blowing off steam privately in a bathroom. Trust me. I've had ten years of Catechism and way too much theology. You're a hot dumpster fire right now, you're gonna do some weird shit, just keep it below the 'life-wrecking' threshold and you're fine. You'll make it out okay.