Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks is freaky. At her grandad's funeral, she got so upset she had to leave the room, only to drag me into the priest's office for a quick blowjob. Apparently, death turns her on. I had oral sex at a funeral. I’m going to Hell for sure. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML
Today, for some reason my girlfriend wanted to have sex in the bathroom at a family funeral. I’m sure that’s a sin, I mean… we definitely did it, so sorry Nana, but now I feel all wrong about it and I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell one day. FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML
Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML
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mpsteve137 15
God is all about forgiveness
SWC_Penguin 17
What's really sad is that Grandma was only watching a shampoo commercial and confused it for ****.
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Comments (123)
an3ph 20
Grandma watched ****. Now I have seen it all.
fuzz97 23
lol old people
timelessone 16
Yes, all the old people should laugh out loud.
nvo 6
Aww. It's time to give grams "the reverse talk", and help her over her generations' shame/guilt issues. If she watches **** out of curiosity, good for her. Of course it will keep her wheels turning the evening after. Especially if she is already a widow or has nobidy her age to process this with. Be nice to her. You can help just by listening and being non-judgemental.
darkmis1 18
Aww poor granny.
xxsakuraxx 29
Dump that bitch dude
mr_sarcastic416 29
#80 it's his grandmother dude
DobbyGotPwnd 10
Have fun in Hell.
LyraAlluse 25
Blow the **** up with explosoves, even make a family night out of it. Then tell Grandma the evidence has been destroyed so she has nothing to worry about.
amifaiyaz 12
Oh God why.
entis_fml 9
My grandma thinks Sophia's Choice is pornography - she might be overreacting.
onesarcasticdik 8
Grandma/**** = eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.