Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
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kalinka07 5
How did you not notice?
Lillias_fml 19
How do you actually forget a child?
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Comments (89)
hazardmuffin 21
You never once thought to look at the small child in your car the entire ride home? You clearly aren't a parent yourself, nor are you fit to be taking care of a child.
merryhappy1887 20
You're an idiot! And so is the child's mother for allowing you to watch her.
SexPot143 13
How do you not notice you DONT put a child in the car? thats just stupid
iloveyou846 2
If someone left your baby outside in their car seat, would you let them around your baby ever again? If so you are nuts. I would never let them watch my baby again and I'd be cautious with them being around my baby. And I bet most people would agree with me.
clrichmond2009 24
that one just isn't forgivable. anything could've happened to that child. it's the middle of winter, there are tons of crazies in the world, animals are a threat. accidents happen, yeah. but that could've been deadly.
Xotoolyxo 16
That's like when people forget their kids in cars on hot days, how?
cchuckcloninger 5
They don't forget. They just don't care. A can of tuna becomes more important than their 2 year old. My feeling is every person who let's their infant fry to death in a car should suffer the same fate. With a video on prime time news.
tadale 10
Hopefully you're not a freakin' parent.
nutellaforlyfe 3
You sir, are an idiot.
flamingice13 11
oblivious much?
fatkidfalling 11
You know, your neck has the ability to turn 90 degrees to the right to see objects behind you.