Intimacy: Busted - FML

Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Spicy

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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lemonkittens 8

Monday 12 September 2011 2:20

If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.

shane27 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:19

Dumbass

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sacapuntas9 2

Monday 12 September 2011 4:18

aaaawwwwwwwwww

Jorcar 8

Monday 12 September 2011 4:26

I just had to read the first sentence to decide this was a YDI. **** is for desperate men who can't get a girlfriend.

MarioDragon 14

Monday 12 September 2011 4:34

Reason #586 why not to look at **** on the internet.

dave04045 1

Monday 12 September 2011 4:54

that's when you say "sorry that was my brother"

aloginnoonehas 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:31

Mmm... 89 beat you to it.

GuitarGeek44 3

Monday 12 September 2011 5:05

Dumbass. Good luck getting her now

Dflips 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:19

I just say sorry that was my friend

thehost123 3

Monday 12 September 2011 5:24

wow .. just wow

Oddobama 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:24

epic fail

Oddobama 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:29

waz it youporn

ruke515 4

Monday 12 September 2011 5:33

She should be cool with it :D

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