Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for telling his ex to stop taking financial advantage of him. She gets her hair and nails done, has three new pets in her house, and just bought the latest iPhone. But apparently, I'm the bad guy for suggesting that she's not really "struggling" as much as she claims to be. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
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WitEluded 13
The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers
abNormal62 23
A little self reflection is good for the soul, and apparently long over due for her Good plan. It may make her a better person in the long run
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Comments (61)
katina1236 20
What is she 5? But seriously OP you were in the right. If she's that immature and decides to flaunt a new boyfriend you're better off without her. And she's incredibly petty
zachmcombruh 6
I would beat his ass ??
ouijacorn 9
That was an excellent response to her behavior, OP, and clearly it was effective.
laden_swallow09 35
"She brought this entirely on herself, genius, and you're a dumbass for staying with her." *click* Why are you still friends with that airhead?
bookworm1 0
Can someone please explain this to me. I really don't get this fml.
gobiteme2 34
I think its time to hit the end call button
Senrab 15
Where's the "you're ******* awesome!" button?
TheDarkNihilis 5
Just like my ex who is trying to take everything from me but then says I'm the bad guy and when I show her what she does she starts crying and and people start to hate me
tmunny1087 18
We're crazy creatures. That being said, I'm sorry on behalf of those of us who use our crazy for good rather than evil.
tmunny1087 18
FML alright. So much drama, not enough Fs to give. Move on and be glad that's his pile of crazy.
rockinroll9 11
Clicked you deserved it because this is a joyous occasion of justice.