Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for telling his ex to stop taking financial advantage of him. She gets her hair and nails done, has three new pets in her house, and just bought the latest iPhone. But apparently, I'm the bad guy for suggesting that she's not really "struggling" as much as she claims to be. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML
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WitEluded 13
The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers
abNormal62 23
A little self reflection is good for the soul, and apparently long over due for her Good plan. It may make her a better person in the long run
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Comments (61)
CoolCookie210 22
Block that bitch
elizacandle 29
block her number you don't need that In your life
Gillett 23
Bump that heifer and that gay ass bastard she's pretending to be in a relationship with! He should've stopped his bitch ass girl from texting you in the first place! They can both go to hell in a hand basketball already marinated with gasoline underwear!
kay0807 15
You can always tell the boyfriend an if he doesn't believe u screen shot the texts and send it to him also tell him to keep that thing of an ex because you don't need her OP
more4me 27
WTH??!!!!! Looks like they totally deserve each other since they're both idiots ! !!
jhart27 12
I don't get it??
RebeccaRFT 18
I don't understand staying in contact with your ex. If you both don't have feelings then it's fine. But you clearly still liked her and she was over you. Being her friend means listening about the boyfriend stuff. If you can't handle that don't talk to her anymore. Simple. And before you all say to put myself in op's shoes, I HAVE been in his shoes before. And cutting off contact works best.
helloneal 5
The beauty of breaking up is you don't have to argue anymore.
zarrganaut 17
She deserves to feel sad.
Xandrick 22
Ugh...just ignore the bitch at that point. She's way too immature for you to even bother with, it seems.